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Woman Pregnant with 50lb. Baby
An Iowa woman Mrs. Gonnahurt, is pregnant
with a 50lb. baby. Throughout the pregnancy she has maintained
a strict regimen of exercise and yoga. At first this was just
to have a healthy pregnancy, but soon became a necessity as
the fetus reached 15lbs and just kept growing.
Now, three weeks from her due date, Mrs. Gonnahurt still continues
with her yoga in order to calm her nerves. When asked by a reporter
if she planned on having a natural childbirth she snapped saying,
"ARE YOU CRAZY!" as grabbed the mic from him and hit him upside
the head leaving him unconscious."They better have at least
10 epidermals READY!"
Mrs. Gonnahurt blames the whole thing on her husband, who has
been placed in the FBI's witness protection program until after
the childbirth.
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